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A Teacher-Student Conversation

A first-grade teacher, Ms Salma was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.  My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I can answer all her homework easily. I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Salma had enough. She had no way to stop  him from thinking about this issue. The boy is persistent. So she took the boy to the principal's office.

While the boy was waiting  in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Salma he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave well. Ms Salma found this a good solution

 The boy was brought in and the condition was explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question and the principal thought a third-grade should know such information. The principal looks at Ms.Salma and tells her, "I think boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Salam  says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and  the boy both agree. Ms. Salma asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Ms. Salma: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."


Ms. Salma: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Salma: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands


Ms. Salam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms. Salma: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. (The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense ).

Boy: Wedding Ring


Ms. Salma: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms. Salma: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Salma: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University, I got the last five questions wrong myself!"