A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. although his english was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed to the lawyers office asking him if he could arrange for a divorce for him as quick as possible so the lawyer asked him some questions:
Lawyer: have you any grounds?
Pole: Ja Ja acre and half and nice little home
Lawyer: No I mean what is the foundation of
this case?
Pole: It made of concrete
Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Pole: No I always up before her
Lawyer: is your wife a nagger?
Pole: No she is white
Lawyer: why do you want this divorce?
Pole: she is going to kill me
Lawyer: what makes you think that?
Pole: I got proof
Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Pole: she going to poison me. she buy a bottle at the drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, "Polish remover"
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