. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

           Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

             Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

            . Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

       . Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

         . Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

            . Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

           . Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby