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Q: Why do ducks fly south in the winter?
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Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road ?
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A Lion, a Tiger and a Chicken were discussing who was the greatest of the 3 species. The Tiger said "When I roar all the animals run and hide." The Lion said "Whatever...when I roar all the animals quake with fear." Then the Chicken said "Please, that's nothing! When I cough the whole world panics!"
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Q: Where do you find a chicken with no legs? A: Where you left it.
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The Federal Aviation Authority has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the aircraft normally flies. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird during flight. The British recently built a new locomotive that could pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the testing device from the FAA, reset it to approximate the maximum speed of the locomotive, loaded in the dead chicken, and fired. The bird went through the windshield, broke the engineer's chair, and made a major dent in the back wall of the engine cab. They were quite surprised with this result, so they asked the FAA to check the test to see if everything was done correctly. The FAA checked everything and suggested that they might want to repeat the test using a thawed chicken.
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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender is also a duck. A man says to his friend in the corner, "I'm sick of getting double-billed". |
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Q: Why are ducks barred from England?" A: It reminds them of all their batsmen getting out for duck!
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A man and a duck are walking down the street together. Suddenly the man notices a low flying airplane coming right for them. So the man yells "DUCK!!!" and the duck yells back at the man with an angry face "MAN!!!" |
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Q: Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? A: Because if they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan!!
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Q: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
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Q: Why don't chickens like people?
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Q:What did the Spanish egg farmer say to his hens?
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Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
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Q: Who is the poultry King of Rock ‘n Roll…
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Q: How do you turn a chicken into a soul singer?
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Q: Where do tough chickens come from?
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Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
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The teacher asks Little John: “If I lay two eggs on the table and you lay 3 eggs next to them, how many eggs do we have together?” Little John replies: “ But miss, I cannot lay eggs at all.”
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A rooster is entering the hen house pushing a giant ostrich egg forward. “Good morning ladies,” he says. “I don’t want to nag you, but I just want to show you what others can achieve.”
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It seems there was a man who came from the city wanting to start a chicken farm of his very own. He was sent to a local hatchery to purchase some chicks to start the enterprise. He went in and purchased 500 fine White Rocks chicks to start the farm up. The next week he came back to the hatchery and purchased 500 top quality Rhode Island Reds chicks. The following week it was 500 Cornish chicks and so on and so on for many weeks. Finally, the hatchery man couldn’t stand it any longer and said, "Wow you must be starting a huge poultry farm with all of these chicks!" "Not so big really, "said the city slicker, "I'm just having a little trouble with this first crop. I can't tell if I'm planting them too deep or too close together."
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
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A teacher was teaching in a school and told the student not to always use foul language and asked students to give her an example of a foul language. One of the student stood and raise his voice up and said ko ko ro koooo....
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If fruit comes from a fruit tree, then what kind of tree does a chicken come from??
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Two chickens were walking down the road, one spotted a coffee shop on the other side and said to the other, "do you fancy crossing the road for a cup of coffee?" The other replied, "best not, we'd never hear the end of it!"
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Chicken and a Pit Bull?
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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
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This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would be willing to sell to him.
Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job! So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle!
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Akrum Hamdy [email protected] 01006376836 نشرت فى 12 ديسمبر 2008
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أ.د/ أكـــرم زيـن العــابديــن محـــمود محمـــد حمــدى - جامعــة المنــيا
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